1. captain’s log: what the fuck is going on THESE FRICKIN’ TRIBBLES ARE EVERYWHERE 0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND

    (Source: attictheory, via superwholocked-mrsx-goestoasgard)

     

  2. frantzfandom:

    you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

    the astronauts?

    the rappers?

    the concert pianists?

    but you, the tumblr blogger

    you won

    (Source: shmurdapunk, via a-high-ass-ginger)

     
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  6. jacktherevelator:

    Maybe you can break my heart next summer

     
  7. twiceassure:

    I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.

    —   Frida Kahlo

    (Source: naddynagirna, via stormyveins)

     
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  10. giddytf2:

    propertyofseverustsnape:

    neonbrightblack:

    Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.

    always reblog

    Yes.

    (via dreadandafugitivemind)

     
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  13. bile2:

    IM WEAK

    (Source: niggaimdeadass, via idkoutrights)

     
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  15. midesko:

    Retail jobs summed up

    (Source: shittyteenblog, via magicul)